Kind of like a regular confess session, but with a more dramatic undertone.
I confess: OMG! It cost me a hundred dollar bill to fill up my car this morning. It's all Obamas fault.
I confess: OMG! It drives me insane when people don't return their shopping carts to the designated return spot. Also, I love how someone will drive around a parking lot for ten minutes trying in vain to get a superclose parking spot, when if they had just parked in the back, they would be inside already!
I confess: OMG! I chose to watch Honey Boo Boo last night instead of the Democratic National Convention. And you know how I feel about Honey Boo Boo...
I confess: OMG! I throw things at my dog during the night when she snores. Nothing life-threatening like a lamp or anything, just a rolled up sock or if it's really bad, a book. Soft cover, obviously.
I confess: OMG! It's supposedly the beginning of fall and it's still blazing hot outside. Again, Obamas fault.
I confess: OMG! I did that stupid pinterest idea where kids hold up a sign saying what they want to be at the start of every school year. I can't believe I'm "that" mom...
I confess: OMG! When I dropped Gunner off at school, I found myself almost just barely maybe a teeny tiny bit teary eyed. My inner dialogue was "pull it together Raven, don't let them see you cry, you pansy ass. You can't let them know you actually have a heart!"
For the record, I didn't cry. I held it in along with all my other human emotions.
I confess: OMG! Thank the good Lord I didn't have girls. They would be screwed.
I confess: OMG! Vegas is in three weeks and I still haven't lost a single pound.
Is definitely Obamas fault.