Oct 12, 2012

Gripes and Gratitude

our "backyard"

Gripes first.

* Joran van der Sloot impregnated his girlfriend during an unsupervised visit in prison. In case you are unaware, Joran is the guy who murdered Natalee Holloway in Aruba and is serving a 28 year sentence for killing another girl two years later. After hearing this, I had a few questions...

What in the what?! How in the hell does this convicted murderer even get an opportunity to fornicate?

Who in the hell would fornicate with him?!

There are enough unfortunate looking souls on this Earth who roam free that can't get a person to mate with them to save their lives, but this criminal gets to do so and make a bebe?

I just.........I mean.........Romney 2012. (I had nothing else.)

* Speaking of Election 2012, anyone catch that VP debate last night? Now I know history has proven that the VP debate doesn't change or influence the outcome of the election, but still. 

STILL.

Can we just discuss those baby blues? puuuuuurrrrrr (expressed with a rolled R)

This blonde moderator is obviously team Big Bird. 

Malarky is the word of the day. 

Am I watching the real VP debate or is this an SNL spoof? There is far too much laughing going on here...

* Honey Boo Boo. Are they in some kind of hiatus? When does the new season start? Not sure I can hold out much longer.

Gratitude.

* New fall tv shows. I am head over heels for Revolution and Nashville. Anyone else watch these?

* Paul Ryans baby blues. Sorry but they deserve a spot on the gratitude list also.

* You guys. After my annoyingly vague post the other day, I got emails, tweets and facebook messages asking if I was ok. It made me happy beyond and made me feel loved. For the record, I am ok, better than that even and despite what some losers people are speculating, no, my husband is not leaving me and I am not pregnant with another mans child.

Damn. That would have made for one really good blog post. 

35 comments:

  1. Please don't tell me people ACTUALLY thought that either your husband was leaving you or you were pregnant with another man's child? Woah people, reaching on that one. With that being said, I hope everything is OK!

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  2. Some people really just don't have anything better to say? I mean my goodness people get real! You make an ass of yourself when assume things! On a better note Raven, you are a strong woman and can hold your own that's why we like you! I think I need to come to the West Coast with my side by side so that I can ride those trails with you and your boys. I envy those trails you show!

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  3. I think the word of the day is fornicate.
    Alsoooo... Just saying, Duck Dynasty. You know... We can chow down on some anxiety patches and have a marathon. Let me know when you want me to head over.

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  4. Hope everything is okay, Ravey poo. I also LOVED the Nashville show. It was a little slow at first but I do love it!

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  5. This post made me laugh out loud! I am in shock that the loser who murdered Natalee is having a baby?! Where did you hear this info?!

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  6. Thanks for always giving me a good laugh!!!!

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  7. Nashville is gonna be my jam, I know it!

    I hope all is well. You should write a book about what everyone speculates about you, because that sh*t cray!

    Your kids....so presh!

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  8. Biden is embarrassing, it's mind boggling how he is our current VP, just insanity. Never seen anything like him last night! Mr. Ryan's eyes are quite gorgg! :) Also, I loved the new show Nashville!

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  9. Seriously...people said that?? How lame. They must be Democrats ;) I watched Nashville too, and I'm excited for it! It was slow in the beginning, but at the end? I love a good scandal!

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  10. Did you see that article online yesterday about Paul Ryan's biceps, how he works out all the time... but those eyes... I'd sure as shit rather look at him for 4 years than Biden (who, by the way, looked like a sleazy used car salesman last night? Anyone else agree?).

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  11. disappointed in your lack of debate recap. i waited all night.

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  12. Just watched Nashville last night and loved it! Hopefully it stays!

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  13. LOVE Revolution and Nashville is growing on me. So so hooked on Revolution though. Oh man!

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  14. Oh my gosh. Ryan's eyes are BEAUTIFUL!

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  15. i watched nashville.. ummmm HOOKED! bahaha i love it and wish there were more episodes to watch immediately (;

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  16. paul ryan looks like pedofile who lives in my old neighborhood for molesting infants.

    just sayin.

    i want to watch nashville!

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  17. Nashville was so good. I cannot wait for next week!

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  18. Seriously Raven. Damn. Preggers with another man's child would have blown all the other blog posts out of the water. And I am obsessed with Revolution. Planning to watch Nashville shortly.

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  19. Twitter was more fun than the debate! yikes...also sads IM not on your blog roll...what gives? :)

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  20. Ah I saw that on GOMI but oh well at least they give you more blog views. http://www.hannamarielei.com/

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  21. I couldn't decide if Nashville was really good, or really bad. And correct me if I'm wrong, but is Hayden's (I mean Juliette's) mom April from Teen Mom? Where's Butch?

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  22. My thoughts exactly on the VP debate!

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  23. "my husbands leaving me and I'm pregnant with another mans child"... What the what?!?

    <3

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  24. I was tempted to add Revolution to the mix and then Chicago Fire started. Decisions, decisions....yeah hot firefighters wins! I just want the elections to be over I'm tired of all the animosity over a difference in opinion.

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  25. OMG I did not know that about that creep!!! How freaking disgusting & pathetic of the prison. Wow.

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  26. Oh goshhhh I have so many thoughts going on right now lol
    WHO IN THE HELL would have sex with that lunatic murderer and how is he even allowed to have sex? I am so confused by that. Did you watch that lifetime movie they did? Ugh. He makes me want to vomit.
    Go Romney, Go Romney! I wanted to slap Biden every time he did that shit eating grin & laugh combo. So annoying.
    Honey Boo Boo .. COME BACK!! Season is over, I miss it, it's an addiction ... BUT at least the new Nashville started, I think it will be really good.. I loved it ... the lead guitarist ... hot DAYUM he is cute .. Rayna may have missed the boat with him ;)
    XO

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  27. I watched Nashville and I actually really like it too! It seems like it's going to be a great show!

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  28. I heard about that guy on the radio and was thinking "WTF?" #unbelievable Grrr... I missed out on the big ad again! Once again WTF? :) Next month! :) Love you!

    Kristine The Foley Fam {unedited} Blog

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  29. I frankly, want to ask Big Joe what is so hilarious? The highest unemployment rate ever? The highest foreclosure rates ever? Highest gas prices ever? Covered up terrorist attacks? The first US Ambassador murders since the 1970s? Just what is so funny? I don't think a single politican should be allowed to smile until they can PROVE they are doing something to fix this shit we're in. The end.

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  30. Haha you should have made a faux post about him leaving you and being knocked up. We would have seen through it, but all the losers/haters would have had a field day, and then we could have shoved their bitchy ways in their faces. Teehee. I haven't watched Revolution, but I'm lovin' Nashville!

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  31. <3 the pic of your backyard. So homesick!

    And Nashville is delicious!!!!

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  32. I always enjoy reading your gripes and gratitudes! I can't believe that douche impregnated a girl and was even allowed to have sex. Ew. Gross. Honey boo boo - I really need to start checking out a few episodes. Thanks for the fun posts as always!

    Cathy Trails

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  33. I was quite confused at what Biden was laughing at the entire time...someone said he was high and I may agree because otherwise im not sure why a normal human being would be giggling during a debate.

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  34. Love love love Revolution and Nashville. I'm also trying to get into 666 Park Avenue but it's moving a little slow for me :/

    Oh, and Biden is so mentally unhinged that it's embarrassing. But not for me, of course. I find it quite hilarious ;)

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