Too early for a Christmas pic? Target doesn't think so.
I confess: I'm a little peeved with this early start nonsense. Black Friday used to start at 6 am the day after Thanksgiving. Last year stores opened at midnight. This year some of the major chains are opening at 8 pm Thanksgiving night. When will they start next year, Fourth of July?! Now it's turned into Black Thursday. Pretty soon there won't be a Thanksgiving!
I confess: On second thought, I don't want those crazy stampede freaks at my Thanksgiving table anyway. Let Walmart host a Thanksgiving dinner in their store for all I care. Then after everyone is done saying what they are thankful for, they can kill each other over flat screen tvs.
I confess: In case you couldn't tell, I am most definitely not a black friday shopper. Nothing could bring me to wake up at the crack of dawn for some deals. Throw in getting trampled on by Honey Boo Boo's relatives and I think I'll just stay in my cozy little corner of the world.
I confess: I'm getting the boys a puppy for Christmas. Not sure if this is a really good idea or a really bad idea.
I confess: My gut tells me it's a really bad idea. But I don't care. Puppies are cute.
I confess: I kept the majority of our Christmas decorations up last year out of pure laziness. I kept telling myself that I would put them away "tomorrow." Well tomorrow never happened and now here we are, mere weeks from Christmas and most of my work is done for me. I put that in the win category.
I confess: The movie Bad Santa is a classic. "I'm an eating, drinking, sh*tting, f*#cking Santa Claus."
I confess: Not really holiday related but I've always had an old man crush on Billy Bob Thornton.
I confess: I knew there was a reason I loved Nordstrom, and not just for their fabulous clothes...
Can I get an A-FREAKINGantiblackthanksgivingcomesbeforechristmasMEN?