Before I go on, you must know a few things. Number one and most importantly, I edited the living breathing life out of this vlog. I'm talking hard-core editing took place. I had to chop out about half the content. Yes, it was that bad. The vlog in its entirety? I'm sure you all would stop reading and I'm positive that my mother would disown me.
With that said, a lot of you will still probably stop reading and my mom may still very well disown me.
Please don't think you have to watch. If you already like me enough, you should probably just come back tomorrow. And mom? Just shut your computer off right now. Trust me on this.
Don't say I didn't warn you. It's eleven minutes you'll never get back.