All About Me...According To My husband

4.19.2013


So, one of my all time blog favorites Becky held a link-up a few days ago and I knew right away I had to participate. Basically, the assignment was to ask a loved one to write a little post of 10-20 "facts about you."

Naturally I asked the person who knows me the best, the good ol' husband.

So I sat the computer down on his lap, gave him his assignment and let him be. I had no idea he thought so...well...that way about me.

Below are his "facts about me" in his own words, completely unedited. And of course I had to throw in my two cents, written in pink.

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1. Raven suffers from Princess Syndrome. According to Dr. Phil. Ok, first of all, princess syndrome? How incredibly rude and condescending. On the other hand, it's totally true. It is. I am a princess. Dr. Phil knows what's up.

2. Raven puts herself first, then the boys, then her mom, dad, sisters, aunts, uncles, bloggers, friends, etc. etc. etc., random people at the pub, etc. etc. etc. and then good ol' Rob. Random people at the pub? Really? I think you're being a little extreme. Only if random people implies those who can get me a free drink, which in that case, is a bonus to me and you. And by you, I mean your wallet.

3. Raven hates laundry, cooking, cleaning, dishwashing and all other SAHM responsibilities. Ok. Who doesn't hate laundry and doing the dishes?

4. Raven loves playing on her iPhone, computer and iPad all at the same time while watching something on TV that she knows I can't stand. In my defense, I try and spice things up while watching tv, throw in a little variety, which is why I give Rob the option of watching The Real Housewives of: Orange County, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, New Jersey, Miami or New York. How many more choices does he need?! Picky bastard...

5. Raven absolutely loves taking pictures (of herself) more then any person I've ever met, especially the boys, and of course herself in the mirror. I have nothing here.

6. She loves to play pictionary, it would be nice if someday she were on the winning team. We pray. HA! Ha. ha. Rob once drew the word "chin." His partner couldn't guess it. How bad do you have to be to not get your pictionary partner to guess chin?!

7. She also loves to gossip, but I've been told that it's just a girl thing so quit worrying about it, ROB. I take offense to the capitalization of "ROB" assuming I say your name in a way that makes me sound like a ditzy teenage valley girl. ROB.

8. Raven doesn't mind being unorganized, guess that works...for her. Guess so.

9. Raven has an appetite, guess that works...for me. Ok, when I first read this statement, I suddenly and violently attacked Rob with "what are you saying?! That I like to eat food? That I am such a glutton who salivates over cheesy fries and chocolate cake? Are you calling me fat? Are you? ARE YOU?!?!?" And then Rob looked at me and calmly said, "no Raven, I was talking about an appetite for sex."

oh.

10. Raven has very strong opinions, guess that works...for her. Not so much for US sometimes. Like the old saying goes...I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

11. Raven is a good mother to our two boys, she would do damn near anything for them. Except some of the things listed above. Yes, because my boys never have any clean clothes, food to eat, non-moldy beds to sleep in and basically they look like they live in a swamp.

12. And last but not least, she loves her duckfarts. Don't EVER interfere with her and her straight shots. TRUTH.

Most of you probably already knew most of these things, but if not, there you go.

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And...there you go.


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86 comments:

  1. This is hilarious! I love when y'all do posts "together".

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  2. ahhhh his humor and your humor. yall are perfect together :) more more!!

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  3. hahaha this is hilarious! I like your responses to what he thinks! :)

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  4. I love this! I don't know if it is a good or bad idea to try this with my husband haha.
    Have a great weekend!

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  5. hahaha i love this so much. i would do this with my husband, but i am scared...

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  6. ummm my husband too seems to think I put everyone before him...

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  7. If only everyone knew this wasn't his "humor." ;) j/k but #5? Seriously nailed it!!!! Has been the truth since you got your hands on a camera. Didn't someone (Bree?) just find photo album after photo album of self portraits? :)

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  8. This is too funny! Love it!

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  9. I was going to list all the #'s that had me legit giggling, but it's pretty much all of them. Especially #9! I love you guys, SO funny.

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  10. "I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong." BAHAHAHA I am stealing this to use in my every day life. Every. Day.

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  11. This is hilarious! Love the sex part!

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  12. This is such a cute and fun idea. Love your commentary!
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    Jordyn

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  13. ah, this is hilarious! I love it

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  14. I really like this idea, so funny Hanna

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  15. haha. what I loved most about this was that I felt like I could hear rob saying that---I totally read his comments with his voice in my head. =)

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  16. I LOVE when you do commentary after asking people questions! I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now:) Number 4... I do the same thing!! I mean why do boys complain about the tv show when we give them so many options. Thanks for the laugh, dollface!

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  17. Too funny. I tried to get my boyfriend to do this with me, but he refused.

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  18. I died! I doubt I'll be able to get the honey to do this for me but Rob rocks yanno! And I fully support duck farts & selfies OK!

    xx

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  19. I read alot of these and this is my favorite ;)

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  20. LOL I love playing boogle on my phone while also reading a magazine & refusing to hand over the remote, because I also get to control what is on the tv. It works really well... for me :-)

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  21. I have a feeling Rob actually has a comedian deep down inside, who's trying to get out.

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  22. Marrrryyyy meeee...Raven!?! ;)

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  23. Hahahaha the Pictionary thing is hilarious!! Sounds like ME with Headbands...

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  24. Haha... this is a FABULOUS post!! Definitely love your comments as to what he thinks about you. I may have to try this for a post some day!

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  25. That was hilarious! You guys have such an awesome relationship!

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  26. HIlarious! I'm totally guilty of number 4. #sorryimnotsorry

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  27. This is great. I may have to ask my husband to do something like this, though I don't really have a following yet...who knows...maybe...he might even do it someday.

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  28. Good thing he's got money, honey ;)

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  29. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
    You totally inspired me to ask my hubs to partake. He went all unexpectedly super sweet on me.

    http://wilsonfamilyproject.blogspot.ae/2013/04/20-things-my-husband-says-about-me.html

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  30. Haha. That was so cute! Not sure I'm brave enough to ask my guy to do one of these for me, it might end up in one of us moving out.

    Sarah
    www.glitterinthequarter.com

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