When Your Three Year Old Says The "F" Word


I don't know what it is with me, but for as long as I can remember, I've gotten pleasure out of other's torment.

It is what it is I guess and unfortunately I can't apologize. And as much as I hate to admit it, I love pulling pranks on my own flesh and blood, my two precious innocent children included. 

As some of you may have already seen on my instagram account, a few days ago I pulled the exploding pen prank on my oldest. His reaction gave me quite the lols...

I'm an equal opportunity parent, so when the chance arose for me to pull the same prank on my littlest (only three years young), you best believe I dove right in. (Even though he had been present when I pranked his older brother with the same exploding pen, I figured since he was so young, he wouldn't really remember and put two and two together.)

However, his reaction to the explosion in his face wasn't the clincher. No no, what he said afterwards was what really caught my attention...

Come again?

He has never said that word ever before.

And I knew I shouldn't have let my kids watch Spongebob!!

*you can also see that other time I terrorized my kid in a jimmy kimmel halloween prank here.

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  1. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL That made my night! I'm going to laughing for days.

  2. By far the funniest reaction...! He said exactly what he was thinking! I think it's fantastic that you prank your kids aaaand record it.

  3. My little lady has been saying too! I went with the not reacting approach but, she says it still sometimes. I've got to figure something out! Damn, Spongebob!

  4. DYING!!!! I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!

  5. I think I watched this on IG last night about 10 plus times and I was dying laughing! LOVE how he looks at the pen first, think he was kind of putting two and two together and his reaction....I'm still laughing!

  6. OH my gosh I'm crying over here from laughter and so is my co-worker. ZOMG - HILARIOUS! I love your reaction too.. "I'm sorry, what did you just say???"

  7. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... that's awesome.

  8. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH This is priceless. He is going to love you for having this on video when he is about 20.

  9. his reaction is almost as funny as yours... "I'm sorry what did you just say??" hahahaha he is adorable

  10. OMG I love it! I'm sorry, what did you just say? I wish I could have seen THAT reaction. Thanks for the laughs

  11. omg. I'm tearing up giggling.

    You have a nice voice!

  12. Seriously this is priceless!! I have watched the video about 100 times. You are lucky that you got this on video!!

  13. OMG raven.. No words.. But halloween candy i just watched for the first time.. He's so sad.. haha

  14. HAHAHAHAHA! I loved his reaction, but I think I liked yours better! As soon as he said it you were like, ummm, excuse me what did you say??? Ohhhh, priceless!

  15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG!!! "I'm sorrry, WHAT did you just say?" LOVE.

  16. OMG!!! I'd die!! His Halloween one is just too cute!! He was on a mission to find his candy!! He is just too cute for words!

  17. Ive watched this four times already and I'm dying laughing. This is friggin hilarious!!!!

  18. LMFAO!!!! omg... my youngest (2) said "nasty hoe" the other day and I was completely blown away!!!

  19. Oh my gosh, Raven! I showed my husband this video, and we were both DYING!

  20. So funny! Your kids are adorbs. Oddly, I had scheduled to write about the same sort of thing this morning. I guess we all feel a little bit better about our kids cursing when we can joke about it online :)

  21. Gunners looks genuine - Colt's looks a little staged....

  22. Hahahaha did he really say what the fuck was that???

  23. Oh my gosh! I'm dying. Ainsley said bull shit the other day in front of a huge group of our friends and the worst part is, it most likely comes from me and not my husband.

  24. there are no words. only convulsions and tears streaming down my face. HYSTERICAL. oh my. oh my.

  25. Please never, ever get rid of that video.
    Also, tell him to never, ever change. hahahaha

  26. can't wait to see my boys!!!!!!

  27. What da fuck is dat...oh my God I'm dying!!!!

  28. LOL "i'm sorry what did you just say?"

    My husband accidentally let the f word go last night and my 3 year old said it right after him. I have to admit it's hard to tell them not to say it and hold back the laughter at the same time.

    lita @ www.shewritesherownstory.com

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