Vegas Conversations


**sometimes I like to re-post some of my favorite old posts, such as this one. I figured with yet another Vegas stint right around the corner, 
it was a good choice. (also, I was feeling too lazy to write a new post)**

blurry photo, but let's face it, so was most of the weekend

me: um, what is all this food doing in our room?
rob: you don't remember? You ordered room service last night.
me: I ordered all of this?! (there were like 4 entrees)
rob: yes Raven, you did. $100 worth of room service and you only ate the fries.
me: oh. oops.

me: Rob, I'm pretty sure this isn't our hotel room.
rob: well then how did we get in here?
me: I have no idea, but this isn't our room. This isn't our stuff.
rob: oh shit someone is sleeping in the bed, hurry go out!

randy: hey Raven, I really love your Target boots.
me: bitch, they are Fergilicious and if you say that to me again, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

me: (when I wake up in the morning) omg Rob what happened to your face?!
rob: what do you mean?
me: go look in the mirror.
rob: holy sh*t I think I'm going to need stitches!
randy: yeah, you should be thankful I didn't have a needle and thread with me or I would have stitched that up myself. I usually carry a set in my pocket.

me: did I wear Spanx last night?
rob: no idea. you wore some fat reducing thing.
me: oh yeah I wore them then.

me: (going through my pictures on my phone) wait, I ate a hot dog last night? omg! we were at a concert last night? Is that Elton John?!

randy: hey Raven, I like your Target boots.
me: eff off. don't you own any shirts with sleeves?

rob: this isn't Las Raven, its Las Vegas. don't kid yourself.

me: ah, how nice! you made me a drink?
rob: that's the drink you carried up from the bar.
me: oh yeah.

randy: hey raven, you have no idea how lucky you are to be here right now and not in jail.
me: what do you mean?
randy: you don't remember?? you tried to take a gun out of a cops holster.
me: what?! shut up. no I didn't.
randy: yes you did. if I wouldn't have reached over and grabbed your hand when I did, you would be sitting in a Las Vegas jail with Buster right now.
me: (so confused) when were we by a cop?
randy: seriously? our cab driver got pulled over last night.
me: what?!

me: (later on that day) omg! I have video on my phone of that cop last night! Apparently I recorded the whole thing!
rob: you recorded the cop? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

randy: so we have tickets to Nascar tonight...
me: huh? who did you get those from?
randy: Steve.
me: Steve?!
randy: seriously? you don't remember Steve from last night?
me: no.
randy: you only hugged him fifty million times.

rob: hey Raven, do you remember trying to eat with chopsticks last night?
me: take a wild guess.

me: um, what are these marks on me?
randy: I think you got tasered by a cop last night.

brandy: the Toby Keith bar was so fun last night.
me: did I go to the Toby Keith bar?
brandy: no. you passed out at 6 pm.

me: I want to order room service
rob: no.
randy: you know when you order room service at 3 am that you are getting a Van Wilder.

randy: that girl over there said she liked your boots. I told her you got them at Target.
me: I hate you.


Tomorrow I will be recapping the rest of our Vegas vacation along with more pictures, the story of Coco the bouncer and the amazing British-Canadian guy we met in the pool.


  1. hahahaha! loved robs response to the spanx question! so funny!

  2. hahaha! I love all of them!

  3. Please tell me Randy didn't get tasered! lol
    My fave> rob: this isn't Las Raven, its Las Vegas. don't kid yourself.

  4. Sounds like you guys had a blast! Too Funny!

  5. Seriously, you crack me up. Sounds like you had a good time! :)

  6. this is the funniest damn thing I've read!

  7. $100 worth of room service, playing with cops and recording them? That is one hell of a weekend Raven! I wanna see that cop video!

  8. OMG - hilarious! This is why I love you so much!!! You're so lucky Rob loves you.. Shawn would have beat me for ordering room service and not eating it! LOL

  9. OMG! This is quite possibly one of the funniest posts I've read in a while. I am really looking forward to the captions that go along with these pictures painted in my head. Last time we were in Vegas, I left my finace (at the time) after he showed up at 6AM telling me had had been at a Rascal Flats concert while I was sick in the room all night... he doesn't even know what country is.

  10. It sounds like it was a successful Vegas trip!! We are hopefully going again soon.

  11. OMG...I just about are all freakin hilarious!!!!
    P.S. It's a Girl!!!

  12. Oh my... I love it all!

  13. Seriously? You are the worst about "not remembering!" I was beginning to wonder if brandy even went but then you finally quoted her. Sounds like you From what you were told?

  14. this post just made my day.. im so glad u had a blast in vegas cant wait until i go next year.

  15. Please tell me why you didn't take a camera crew with you.

  16. Dying. This may be the funniest blog post I've ever read! :)

  17. i love this; love love love this.
    vegas in a nutshell
    you basically lived the hangover movie
    minus the mike tyson, tooth pulling shenanigans

  18. Hahaha! Those are hilarious! Now I'm in the mood to go to Vegas.

  19. Oh gosh ... are you kidding me... I love this. I love Vegas. That's where I met/hooked up with my husband over ten years ago! Its a fabulous/awful thing that LV is only a 4 hour car ride away from my house. Sounds like your trip was fabulous. I am due for one soon. Just. Like. Yours.

  20. According to the Good Wife episode I watched last night, you can video tape a cop, you just can't audio record them! Sounds like you had a pretty great time!!

  21. sounds like a pretty amazing weekend!

  22. I never thought I'd be so jealous of someone who went to Vegas and blacked out the whole way through. Nicely done.

  23. Hilarious,sounds like an epic time! :-)

  24. That was totally me back in the day- crazy Vegas nights!!!! Love it .

  25. Las Raven. I love it! Sounds like an amazing weekend!

  26. Yupp, sounds about right! Glad you guys had fun and made it home in one piece :)

  27. Haha this is hilarious!

  28. I am dying reading all of this! Hilarious!!

  29. OMFG. I have no words. I kept up w ur trip via insta & twitter. This is seriously amazing. Can I come to las raven next time?!

  30. the only thing missing from this amazing sounding weekend was a tiger in the bathroom eating a steak from hangover

    cannot waiiittt to hear about this fantab weekend!!


  31. and THIS is why I read your blog!! SO funny!! Can't wait to read your recap!! Your tweets and insagrams made me JEALOUS, I want to go to Vegas!!

  32. That sounds like a true Vegas vacation!! HAHAHAA

  33. I love it!! You should make a Las Raven Hangover esque movie. Your tweets/IGs cracked me up all weekend!

  34. hahaha I love time traveling! I had a great time living vicariously through your Vegas vacay. Can't wait for tomorrow!

  35. These convos are amazing. You are amazing. Pretty sure you and I could totally hang in sin city. Just sayin'

  36. You crack me up muffin. :)

  37. Ha, sounds like Vegas to me, or the movie Hangover! I bet you rocked those Target, er Fergwhatever boots. ;)

  38. I love this post Im laughing so hard right now. It just may be a good thing you didnt make it to Tobys bar or you would of got tempted to smack those backless cheekies chaps of your waiter I came close several time. I was so excited to go to Mexico but now you are making me skip the Mexico excitement and got to the next month on our Vegas trip for the what do you say time to go back December???? LOL

  39. Like I said on twitter...I don't think you should ever leave Vegas...ever!! Obviously you had a blast - so glad, and thank you for the entertainment!

  40. this was freakin awesome to read! thanks for making me laugh today!

    the sweet life of a southern wife

  41. OMG! These are hysterical! Sounds like you had fun!

  42. Hilarious!! Thank you for just making my day a lot better!

  43. Thanks for the morning laugh!!! :)

  44. Hilarious!!! Just how I always imagined Vegas.... Now I really want to go LOL!

  45. bahahahaha

    oh my goodness. the target boot thing. i can't even express how much i love these conversations.

  46. Awesome, all of it! You looked so good (to supposedly be so hammered!) and your hubs is a hottie! My favorite, "this isn't Las Raven"

  47. ...and I could not stop laughing. You definitely had fun!

    XO Lourdes

  48. I've never desired to go to Vegas, until reading this. But my guess is I will only love it, if I follow you around the whole time!!! Sounds like a TON of fun, I'll never remember. ;)

  49. I'm rolling right now...Las Raven? That's just got-damn-priceless!

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